Endings

All available endings in Dialtown.

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Canon Endings
Oliver's Good Ending:

Bigfoot's Good Ending:

Karen's Good Ending: At the bank, post-Karen date, tell Karen you're "dreadfully sorry" or that you "have needs" and attempt to convince her to leave her shift with you. To fully convince her you must point out that she "clearly hates her job" or that she "loves you, and you're asking her to." After this encounter she will meet you outside the bank after quitting her job. When you are at the zoo (giraffe encounter) do not choose the giraffe or you will receive another ending. Karen will take you back to her apartment where you discover her niche horse art talent. This leads you to destroying the main attraction at an art expo and Karen replacing it with her own art. Her art is a hit and she is offered a chance to travel the world and print what she sees. You have a bittersweet goodbye with the promise of hieroglyphic letters and the occasional handful of gravel.

Randy's Good Ending: During the mugging, tell Randy to stand up for himself, like above. When Randy asks to go back to your place, say yes. Let it play out. At the end, you get a bandage option/choice. Pick either 'cutesy' or 'encouraging'. This ending results in Randy having a new job and home at the funfair as a ticket operator, and generally a new start at life, along with some well-earned new confidence. His appearance is also changed to having a brown bandaid on his forehead, either now having "Sweetheart" or "Tough Guy" scrawled on its surface.

Norm's Good Ending/The True Ending:

'Shit Yourself and Die' Endings
(Karen Route)Overdose on Battery Acid Ending: At the bank during the post-date encounter, when Karen asks you to come back later, do so. This ends in you loitering for 25 hours outside the bank and Karen banning you from the bank. You get kicked out and go back to your tent, getting high off cough syrup. When trying to think of a way to win Karen back "charge your brain." This leads to you guzzling down 14 packs of batteries, overdosing, shitting your pants, and dying.

(Karen Route)Shot during a Botched Bank Robbery Ending:

(Randy Route)Fence Ending: During the mugging, tell Randy to stand up for himself. When Randy asks to go back to your place at the park later, say no. Phonegingi decides to break into the funfair to check on their eggs, and while climbing the fence they fall of off it, shit themselves, and is confronted by Jerry, who says they are about to die.

(Bigfoot Route)The Ending where Bigfoot Kills You with a Fucking Gun : Use Bigfoot for evil. Phonegingi tries to train Bigfoot in order to take down Ticket-Jerry. To do this, they give him a banana, and then a picture of a civilian (stolen from the bank) and a bottle of whiskey. Bigfoot, having been given a handgun seconds before, shoots Phonegingi. They proceed die within minutes.

Other Unsuccessful Dating Attempts
(Oliver Route)Bare Ass Provokes Arson:

(Oliver Route)Little Billy Fucks Off Into Orbit

(Karen Route)You Marry a Giraffe... for some reason... Ending: After convincing Karen to leave work at the post-date encounter you will take her to your tent, then the zoo. At the giraffe encounter, choose the giraffe over Karen. This leads to you marrying the giraffe... for some reason.

(Randy Route)Asshole Ending : Exact same as above, except you pick the 'soulcrushingly cruel' option (the red one) when you write on Randy's bandaid. Though Randy still has a successful job and fresh start, he's rightfully crushed by Gingi's actions. This changes his appearance to having a brown bandaid on his forehead, with "Fuckface v2" scrawled on its surface.

(Randy Route)80's Drug Psa Ending : During the subway mugging, tell Randy to play possum. When the mugger advances on you, accept the advances. This leads to a cutscene with the Mugger and Phonegingi having sex -- or attempting to -- and ends with Phonegingi dying of an overdose.

(Randy Route)Jail Ending : During the mugging, play possum, then reject mugger. When Randy gives you the offer on day 3 at the fence, accept. This ending results after Randy snaps, taking desperate measures to free himself of his curse. He phones Phonegingi, telling them to meet him at the Funfair's Fence, and, as Phonegingi Arrives, Randy has broken a hole into the fence and armed himself with a hammer, where he states he's going to smash the machine to free himself of his curse. However, the police manage to catch and capture him and Phonegingi, and it ends with the two in prison.

(Randy Route)Hammer Ending : Same as above, but reject Randy's offer at the fence. The major difference in this ending is, instead of being jailed, Randy trips while going to destroy the machine and launches the hammer into the air, which manages to hit him in the head, killing him instantly.