Mikey

Appearance
Mikey is a male with a flip-phone for a head. He wears a dark blue polo shirt with light blue jeans and a brown belt. He also wears a necklace with two round stones on it.

Occupation
Mikey is a best-selling author, with all his books being about types of parasites.

Trivia

 * Mikey was confirmed to be transgender by DirectDoggo on Tumblr, along with Oliver.
 * It is implied that "Mikey" is short for something, presumably "Michael", however he stops himself before saying so.
 * It is implied that Mikey erotically roleplays as a cowboy, as revealed by Randy in his route.
 * In the OMELETTE.EXE or "Dietown" easter egg, Mikey literally "flanderizes" and begins speaking in a manner quite similar to Ned Flanders. He is in denial about God being dead.