Bigfoot Route

The Bigfoot Route is one if the four main routes, with several endings. In it, Phonegingi finally proves Bigfoot's existence, but finds domesticating him is another can of worms entirely.

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Endings

 * The Ending where Jerry has to reevaluate his life going forward: Use Bigfoot for good. Phonegingi decides to domesticate Bigfoot, reasoning he could work a 9-5 office job while Phonegingi charges him rent for living in their tent. They attempt to have Bigfoot sign some immigration forms in order to get the us government to "accept [him]" but Bigfoot proceeds to eat them, then run away. To get new immigration forms, Phonegingi enters Mayor Mingus's office, but she quickly shoos them away. Outside, they will meet Theoroar, who tries to convince them to capture and sell them Bigfoot for money, claiming that their domestication plan will fail. After searching all over town, they reunite with Bigfoot the bank where thanks to tax-evasion shenanigans, Bigfoot is "technically" rich, though only in bananas. In the forest, Phonegingi once again tries to domesticate him, only to waste five hours with Bigfoot showing no signs of improving. However, they realize they've become no better than the Bigfoot-skeptics. From there, chose "shed your clothes, become neked and feràl". Phonegingi ditches the clothes and realizes their feelings for Bigfoot. They then get the idea of using Bigfoot to get inside the funfair by making a bet with Jerry before proving his existence to the ticket operator. This causes Jerry to have a freakout, which allows Bigfoot and Phonegingi to enter without paying.
 * The Ending where: Same as before, but
 * The Ending where Bigfoot Kills You with a Fucking Gun: Use Bigfoot for evil. Phonegingi tries to train Bigfoot in order to take down Ticket-Jerry. To do this, they give him a banana, and then a picture of a civilian (stolen from the bank) and a bottle of whiskey. Bigfoot, having been given a handgun seconds before, shoots Phonegingi. They proceed die within minutes.

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