Narrator Route

The "Narrator Route" is a secret joke route with only one ending. In it, Phonegingi decides to date the Narrator themself after opting to give up trying to get to the funfair.

Summary

 * Ending: The ending where you date a sock and are thus removed from civilized society

Phonegingi wakes up alone in a dark padded cell without the voice of the Narrator to keep them company anymore, before being quickly joined by Randy, who preposed to a swan and got arrested as well. Upon realizing that the Narrator is well and truly gone, Phonegingi asks Randy if he could read back to him a script they wrote to replace the Narrator.